In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed
because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and
that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On the bottom of Nanna's Tiramisu dessert : "Do not turn upside
down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use."

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."