SelectLimit($query_links) or die($btambslp->ErrorMsg()); $totalRows_links = $links->RecordCount(); // end Recordset //PHP ADODB document - made with PHAkt 2.5.0?> Bruce Tambs
Humor
Home | Humor | Music | Pictures | This I Believe | Am I Who You Think I Am?


  Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeer Effect: The tendency for stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

 

Home | Humor | Music | Pictures | This I Believe | Am I Who You Think I Am?
Close(); ?>