This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet.


So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100
legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.


He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he
asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and
have a beer?"


But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?"


But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a
drink with me?”


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A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f@#$ing shoes!"