The Loving Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a
bench rings, a man engages the handsfree speaker-function and begins to talk:

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only
$1000. Can I buy it?"

MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! One
more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're
only asking $750,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $740,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"