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A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving?"
"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
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